Cute Sayings / Puns

Theme

• pink: Have a sPINKtacular day, I’m tickled PINK …
• red: You are RED-iculously …
• gold: You are GOLD
• sunshine (yellow): Good morning sunshine

Love

Candy/Food/Drinks

• 100 Grand: You’re worth 100 GRAND to me; Wouldn’t trade our time together for 100 GRAND
• Airheads: You make me lightheaded; Your smile makes me lightheaded
• animal crackers: I’m WILD about you
• apple, apple juice: You are the APPLE of my eye
• Baby Ruth: {Happy Valentine’s Day} BABY RUTH
• banana: I am BANANAS for you; Your love drives me BANANAS
• beef sticks: You’re one HOT piece of BEEF
• berries: I love you BERRY BERRY much; I’m BERRY lucky to have you in my life
• Big Hunk: You are one BIG HUNK
• bubbly: You make my heart BUBBLE over
• butter: You’re my BUTTER half
• candy coins: Don’t ever CHANGE
• cereal: I CEREALsly like you
• Cheerios (all flavors): I like you OH so much
• cheese: It might sound CHEESY but I love you
• cheese crackers: It might sound CHEESY but I love you
• Chips Ahoy: AHOY matey …
• Chex mix: I would be so MIXED up without you
• Cinnamon Toast Crunch: You make my heart swirl
• Cocoa Puffs: I’m COCOA for you
• coins: Don’t ever CHANGE
• Combos: We make a great COMBO
• corn: I think you’re aMAIZing
• Cracker Jack: You CRACK me up
• cream filled donuts: DONUT you know you are the CREAM of the crop
• Crush pop: I have a CRUSH on you
• cupcake: You’re the ICING to my CAKE
• donuts: DONUT you know how much I love you
• donut holes: DONUT you know I love you a HOLE bunch
• doritos: NACHO average valentine
• Extra gum: You’re EXTRA [special to me, amazing teacher]
• Fast Break: Let’s take a FAST BREAK
• fortune cookies: I’m so FORTUNATE to have you
• Fruit Loops: I’m over the rainbow for you; You are the color in my rainbow
• fudge: You’re so FUDGING irresistible, you make me MELT
• Golden Grahams: You have a heart of GOLD
• Goldfish: It’s o-FISH-al, you’re the best; You have o-FISH-ally stolen my heart; You’re a catch
• Good & Plenty: You’re GOOD & PLENTY for me
• grapes: The GRAPEvine told me you’re hot
• gum: Heard you were looking for a Valentine…CHEWS me; I wouldn’t CHEWS anyone but you; I CHEWS you
• gum balls & a kiss: Blow me a kiss
• gummy bears: I love you BEARY much; Life would be un-BEAR-able without you; I’m BEARY lucky to have you in my life
• gummi worms (with a hook and in a pail): HOOKED on you
• Hot Tomales: You are one HOT TOMALE
• hummus: There are no words to tell you HUMMUS I love you
• ice: You melt my heart
• Karmel Sutra ice cream: *wink *wink
• Kit Kat: Break me off a piece of that
• koolaid (with crazy straw): You’re KOOL
• Laffy Taffy: You always make me LAFF
• latte: I love you a LATTE
• Lifesaver: You are my LIFESAVER
• Lifesaver mints: I MINT to tell you earlier, thanks for being my LIFESAVER
• Lucky Charms: You are my LUCKY CHARM; I’m LUCKY to have you
• M&Ms: I love your colorful personality
• Marathon: Tonight we will have a MARATHON that will make you sweat
• Milky Way: I’d fly around the MILKY WAY for you
• mints, mint plant: We were MINT to be together
• Mojo: Let’s use your MOJO
• Mounds: You are MOUNDS of fun; I love you MOUNDS and MOUNDS; Being with you gives me MOUNDS of joy
• Mr. Goodbar: You’re my MR GOODBAR
• Nerds: I’m a NERD for you; This may sound NERDY but I think you’re swell
• noodles, noodle necklace: You make me loose my NOODLE
• Nutrageous: We’ve had some NUTRAGEOUS times together
• nuts: I’m NUTS about you; I would be so MIXED up without you
• nuts (hardware): I’m NUTS about you
• Oatmeal Cream Pies: You are the CREAM of the crop
• Orbitz gum: I’d ORBIT the moon for you
• orange, orange juice: ORANGE you glad you picked me; PEEL the love
• orange cutie: I think you’re a CUTIE; Peel the love
• orange slice candy: ORANGE you glad you picked me; No matter how you SLICE it, I love you
• passion fruit: You are my PASSION
• Pay Day: Being with you feels like a PAY DAY
• pear: You are my PEAR-fect match; We make the perfect PEAR; You are PEAR-fect
• Peeps: You are one of my favorite PEEPS
• pizza: You’ve got a PIZZA my heart
• Pixie Stix: Let’s STICK together
• plum: You are PLUM perfect
• pop: love potion #9
• popcorn: You make my heart POP
• Pop Rocks: You ROCK my world; Just POP-ping in to say you ROCK
• raisins: There are so many RAISINS why I love you
• Red Hots: You are RED HOT; My love for you is RED HOT
• Reese’s Pieces: I’d fall to PIECES without you; I go to PIECES for you
• Riesen: There are so many RIESENS why I love you
• Rolos: I like the way you ROLL
• rope candy: You’ve ROPED me in; I would like to ROPE you in
• Skittles: Thinking of you gives me the SKITTLES; I love your colorful personality
• Skor: I SKORED with you
• Smarties: You’re a SMARTY, you chose me
• smore: I’ll love you forever and then SMORE! I love you SMORE and more each day
• Snickers: Don’t SNICKER but …; You make me SNICKER
• soda: I think you are SODA amazing/special/perfect
• soup: You are my SOUP-er man
• sprinkles: I love your colorful personality
• Starbursts: I’m BURSTING with love for you; You’re a STAR; My heart BURSTS when you walk in
• Stride Spark gum: I want to make your body SPARK
• sucker: I’m a SUCKER for you
• Sugar Daddy: You are my SUGAR DADDY
• Sunkist (pop or fruit snack): Consider yourself KIST
• Sweedish Fish: It’s o-FISH-al, you’re the best; You have o-FISH-ally stolen my heart; You’re a catch
• Sweet Tarts: From your SWEET TART; You’re such a SWEET TART
• Symphony: Life with you is like a SYMPHONY-we’re always in harmony; You are music to my ears
• Take 5: Do you want to TAKE 5
• Teddy Grahams: I love you BEARY much; Life would be un-BEAR-able without you; I’m BEARY lucky to have you in my life
• Tic Tacs: We were MINT to be together
• tomatoes: I love you from my head TOMATOES
• Tootsie Roll: You are my TOOTSIE ROLL; You make my TOOTSIE ROLL
• Trix: I’m not playing TRIX, I really love you
• Twix: Just BETWIXT you and me…I love you
• U-No: Do U NO how much I love you
• Whatchamacallit:
• whip cream: You are CREAMY and DREAMY, baby you WHIP my world
• Whole Heart (Quaker) cereal: I love you with my WHOLE HEART
• Whoppers: You’re a WHOPPER of a man

Animals

• bee: BEE mine; BEE my honey
• bug: Love BUG
• cat: You’re PURR-fect; You’re the CAT’s meow; I’d spend all 9 lives with you
• deer: You’re a DEER to me
• dinosaur: You are DINO-mite
• fish: You’re a catch
• fishing pole: You’re a catch
• frog: You make my heart jump; You’re TOAD-ally awesome
• giraffe: You’re heads above the rest
• lion: you’re GRRRREAT; You’re sweet and I’m not LION
• owl: You’re a hoot; OWL be yours forever
• sheep: I love EWE
• wild animals: I’m WILD about you

Misc

• army men: You’re the BOMB; I can’t FIGHT it …
• ball: Have a BALL; You make my heart BOUNCE
• balloon: You blow me away
• baseball glove: You’ve CAUGHT my heart
• Batman: I’m kind of BATTY for you
• bell: Wanna ring my BELL
• boat: You FLOAT my BOAT
• bubbles: You BLOW me away
• candles: You LIGHT up my life
• car: I WHEELIE love you; I like how you roll
• chapstick: Read my lips…; Thanks for STICKING by me
• cologne: You are SCENT-sational
• crayons: You COLOR my world
• deck of cards: We’re two of a kind
• fan (paper): I’m your biggest FAN; You’re hot
• game controller, remote control: You push my BUTTONS
• gemstone: You ROCK
• glitter: You make the world sparkle
• globe: You are my whole WORLD
• glowsticks: You make my heart GLOW
• guitar pick: I PICK you
• highlighters: You HILIGHT my day
• hole punch: I love you a HOLE PUNCH
• key: You have the KEY to my heart
• king of hearts: KING of my HEART
• Lord of the Rings: Happy VDay My Precious; The fires of Mt Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you; I’d walk into MORDOR for you; Are you the ring because I’ve got my EYE on you
• magnifying glass: I’ve got my eye on you
• matches; two matches: We’re a perfect MATCH
• maze: You are a-MAZE-ing
• mix cd: My heart beats for you
• monster with lots of eyes: I only have eyes for you
• motorcycle: I like how you roll
• musical instrument: You blow me away
• nails (& hammer): I want to NAIL you
• nerf gun: Do I have a SHOT at being your Valentine
• paint set: you make my world colorful
• pen: I think you are just about write
• pinwheel: You blow me away
• pirate: You’re GRRRReat; I treasure our time together
• plane: You’re just PLANE awesome
• puzzle pieces: We just fit
• race car: You make my heart RACE
• remote control: You CONTROL my heart
• rock: You ROCK
• rocket ship: You’re out of this world
• ruler: You RULE
• scissors: You’re the CUT above the rest
• shoes: You are my SOLE-mate
• shovel: I dig you
• skeleton: Jump my bones
• slime: You melt my heart
• soap: You are SCENT-sational
• socks: we make a great pair
• spoon: Wanna SPOON
• stickers: Thanks for always STICKING by my side
• sticky notes: I’m STUCK on you
• sunglasses: Love is BLINDing; I can’t take my eyes off of you; I’ve got my eye on you; I only have eyes for you
• Superman: You are SUPER, thanks for being my MAN
• thumbprint: THUMB-body loves you
• tissues: You blow me away
• toothbrush: I can’t smile without you
• tractor: I like how you roll
• tractor diggers: I dig you
• transformer: If you were a transformer, you’d be OPTIMUS FINE
• truck: I like how you roll

Pairs

• You are the …
  • Horizon to my sky
  • Cheese to my macaroni
  • Laces to my sneakers
  • Bacon to my eggs
  • Jelly to my peanut butter
  • Bubbles to my bath
  • Icing to my cupcake
  • Ketchup to my french fries
  • Ink to my pen
  • Gravy to my mashed potatoes
  • Water to my ocean
  • Milk to my cookie
  • Smile to my face
• I love you like _ loves : ; We go together like & : ; I love you more than loves :
  • Peanut butter & jelly
  • Lucy & Ricky
  • Cats & boxes

Friends/General

Candy/Food/Drinks

• 100 Grand: You’re worth 100 GRAND to me; Wouldn’t trade our time together for 100 GRAND
• Almond Joy: It’s been a JOY [to be in your class!]
• berries: I’m BERRY lucky to have you in my life, You are BERRY …
• candy coins: Don’t ever CHANGE
• cereal: I CEREALsly like you
• Cheerios (all flavors): I like you OH so much
• cheese: It might sound CHEESY but I’m glad we’re friends
• cheese crackers: It might sound CHEESY but I’m glad we’re friends
• coins: Don’t ever CHANGE
• cookies/cookie mix: You are one smart COOKIE
• Cracker Jack: You CRACK me up
• cupcakes: Have a great day CUPCAKE
• donuts: DONUT you know I’m glad you’re my friend
• Doritos: NACHO average valentine
• espresso: I want to espresso …
• Extra gum: You’re EXTRA special to me
• fortune cookies: I’m so FORTUNATE to have a friend like you
• fruit basket: I couldn’t have PICKED a better …
• Golden Grahams: You have a heart of GOLD
• Goldfish: It’s o-FISH-al, you’re the best!
• grapes: The GRAPEvine told me you’re fun
• gum: Heard you were looking for a Valentine…CHEWS me
• gummy bears: Life would be UNBEARABLE without you; I’m BEARY lucky to have you in my life
• Honey Comb cereal: HONEY COMB your hair because we are going on a date
• ice cream: Here’s the scoop
• jolly ranchers: Have a JOLLY …
• koolaid (with crazy straw): You’re KOOL; Hope you have a KOOL summer
• Laffy Taffy: You always make me LAFF
• latte: I like you a LATTE
• Lucky Charms: I’m LUCKY to have you
• M&Ms: I love your colorful personality
• Mounds: You are MOUNDS of fun; Our friendship brings me MOUNDS of joy
• Nerds: This may sound NERDY but I think you’re swell
• orange, orange juice: ORANGE you glad we’re friends
• orange slice candy: ORANGE you glad we’re friends
• Peeps: You are one of my favorite PEEPS
• Pixie Stix: Let’s STICK together
• popcorn: Just POPPING by to say …
• Pop Rocks: Just POP-ping in to say you ROCK; Have a ROCKing day/summer
• raisins: There are so many RAISINS why I’m glad you’re my friend
• Rolos: I like the way you ROLL
• Skittles: I love your colorful personality
• Skor: I SKORED with you!
• Smarties: You’re a SMARTY, you chose me as a friend
• s’more: Wishing you S’MORE holiday joy
• Snickers: Don’t SNICKER but …; You make me SNICKER
• soup: You are a SOUP-er friend
• sour candy: My life would be SOUR without you
• soda: I think you are SODA cool/special
• sprinkles, sprinkle donuts/cupcakes/cookies: I love your colorful personality; May your day be SPRINKLED with sweetness!
• Starbursts: You’re a STAR, I’m BURSTUNG to tell you– [you’re an amazing teacher]
• Sweedish Fish: It’s o-FISH-al, you’re the best
• Sweet Tarts: You’re such a SWEET TART
• Trix: I’m not playing TRIX, I really like you
• Twix: Just BETWIXT you and me…I love you
• U-No: Do U NO how glad I am that you’re my friend
• Whoppers: You’re a WHOPPER of a friend

Animals

• cat: You’re the CAT’s meow
• deer: You’re a DEER to me
• dinosaur: You are DINO-mite
• frog: You’re TOAD-ally awesome
• giraffe: You’re heads above the rest
• lion: you’re GRRRREAT; You’re sweet and I’m not LION
• owl: You’re a hoot

Misc

• army men: You’re the BOMB; I can’t FIGHT it …
• ball: Have a BALL
• balloon: You blow me away
• blanket: The snuggle is real
• bubbles: You BLOW me away
• bundt pan: Wishing you nothing BUNDT a lifetime of love and joy
• car: I WHEELIE like you; I like how you roll
• chalk: Hope your summer is CHALK full of fun
• chapstick: Read my lips…; Thanks for STICKING by me
• cologne: You are SCENT-sational
• coloring page: You COLOR my world
• crayons: You COLOR my world
• fan (paper): I’m your biggest FAN
• flip flop: You’re a FLIPPIN …; Have a FLIPPIN awesome day/summer/break
• frisbee: Hope you FLY high this summer
• gemstone: You ROCK
• glitter: You make the world sparkle
• goo/slime: Have a GOOd summer/day
• highlighters: You HILIGHT my day
• hole punch: I like you a HOLE PUNCH
• hula hoop: HOOPing you have a great summer
• jump rope: JUMP for joy, it’s summer!
• kite: Hope you FLY high this summer
• light bulb: You BRIGHTEN my day
• magnifying glass: I’ve got my eye on you
• mason jar: Have an a-MASON day; You are incredi-BALL / a-MASON
• maze: You are a-MAZE-ing
• motorcycle: I like how you roll
• musical instrument: You blow me away
• oven mitt: I have to ad-MITT …
• paint set: you make my world colorful
• pirate: You’re GRRRReat; I treasure our time together
• plane: You’re just PLANE awesome
• pinwheel: You blow me away
• potted plant: I totally DIG …
• rock: You ROCK
• rocket ship: You’re out of this world
• ruler: You RULE
• scissors: You’re the CUT above the rest
• silly string: Stay SILLY
• soap: You are SCENT-sational; Hands down you’re the best _
• stickers: Thanks for always STICKING by my side
• sticky notes, notebook: Just a NOTE to say …
• sunglasses: I can’t take my eyes off of you; I’ve got my eye on you
• Superman: You are SUPER
• tissues: You blow me away
• toothbrush: I can’t smile without you
• tractor: I like how you roll
• truck: I like how you roll
• tumbler: It’s so REFRESHING …
• vine plant: You are di-VINE
• water balloons: Hope your summer is BURSTING with fun
• Yoda (with glowstick): YODA best

Gift Cards

• Amazon: You are an AMAZING …
• Target: You keep me on TARGET; I hit the BULLSEYE with you; Your teaching is right on TARGET

Thank You/Appreciation

Candy/Food/Drinks

• berry: Thank you to a BERRY …
• cinnamon roll: Thank you for your ROLL in my life
• coffee beans: Thanks for BEAN there
• cookies: Thank you for making me one smart COOKIE
• Crunch: Thanks for helping me, I was in a CRUNCH; You came through in a CRUNCH
• Extra gum: Thanks for going the EXTRA mile
• latte: Thanks a LATTE
• Lifesavers: Thanks you’re a LIFESAVER
• M&M: {MANY & MANY} thanks for all you do
• mints, mint plant: We appreciate your commit-MINT to [being a great teacher]; You were MINT to …
• pickle: I’d be in a PICKLE without your help
• Reese’s Pieces: Thanks I’d have fallen to PIECES without your help
• Sonic blast gift card: … has been a BLAST
• Starbursts: You’re a STAR
• Tootsie Roll: Thank you for your ROLL in my life
• Whoppers: You were a WHOPPER of a helper

Misc

• bundt pan, bundt cakes: Thanks a BUNDT’ch for all you do
• cactus: “NEEDLES” to say you’re great!
• fingernail polish: MANI thanks for TOE-tally _
• lotion: Bless your sweet hands
• mani/pedi: MANI thanks for TOE-tally
• potted plant: Thanks for helping me GROW; Thanks for helping me BLOSSOM
• sage: Thank you for your SAGE advice
• succulents: Thanks for helping me GROW
• thyme: Thank you for your THYME
• tumbler: Thanks for sparking my creative JUICES; It’s so REFRESHING to have like you in my life!
• wallet (fill with $$ or gift cards): It just makes CENTS to show you how much you’re WORTH

Gift Cards

• Amazon: Thanks for being AMAZing (a to z)
• Apple: I APP-reciate you, An APPle for [my teacher]
• Dairy Queen: It’s been a TREAT …
• mani/pedi certificate: MANI thanks for TOE-tally __
• Starbucks/Caribou: Thanks a LATTE
• Target: Your teaching is right on TARGET; Thank you for keeping me on TARGET

Miss You

Candy/Food/Drinks

• Mounds: Missing you MOUNDS and MOUNDS
• Sierra Mist: I MIST you

Themes

TMNT

• You’re TURTLE-Y cool!
• You stole a PIZZA my heart!
• I like you more than pizza dude!
• You STEEL my heart! (Leo)
• CHUCK you later! (Mikey)
• Have a TURTLE-Y RATical day!
• I get a KICK out of you!
• I’m TURTLE-Y into you!

Star Wars

• Ewok: Our love will ENDOR; Ewok my world
• Obiwan: You’re the OBI-WAN for me
• Yoda (with glowstick): YODA best
• Yoda: My Valentine you will be; YODA one for me Valentine
• Leia: You’re my only hope Valentine
• R2: You R2 good for me; You R2 Cool/Cute Valentine; R4 is red, R2 is blue, If I was the FORCE I’d be with you!
• Darth Vader: It is your destiny to be my Valentine; Together we can rule the galaxy; I want you to come to the heart side
• Han Solo: I’d be Solo without you this Valentine’s Day
• Luke, Obiwan: The force is strong with you Valentine
• Chewbacca: You hold the Woo-KEY to my heart; I Chews you; You’re a great co-pilot Valentine
• Darth Maul: I like you SITH much
• Boba Fett: I heard there was a bounty on your heart
• Rebel: You’re such a rebel
• Jedi: You will be my valentine
• BB8: You are the droid I’ve been looking for
• Luke, jedi: May the force be with you
• Storm Trooper: You’re a trooper; Be mine, I don’t want to be a clone

Dragons/How to Train Your Dragon

• You’re on FIRE Valentine
• Stop DRAGON my heart around; Be my Valentine
• I hope this candy doesn’t leave you TOOTHLESS
• May our friendship last like a good HICCUP
• I love you even though you have DRAGON breath
• What does a dragon eat for a snack? Fire Crackers
• Got Dragon Breath? Have some dragon food!

Cakes